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    Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were
    sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky scraper.
    After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the
    elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb
    75 flights of stairs to get to their room.  Bill said to Jim and
    Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by
    concentrating on something interesting.  I'll tell jokes for 25
    flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can
    tell sad stories the rest of the way.  At the 26th floor Bill
    stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing.  At the 51st floor
    Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories.  "I will
    tell my saddest story first," he said.  "I left the room key in
    the car!"

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Tom Winter: He’s one of my newest heroes. Tom is a professor of classics and religious studies at University of Nebraska-Lincoln. He’s all of sixty-eight years old, is a qualified private pilot, rides a bike four miles a day to work, and is a champion roller skater. He knows how to live. I wonder if he’s on the Grindtv site?

Many of us at a ripe old ago of say… 35-40, will undoubtedly “put away our childish things“. My question is why? If it

Never get old, never become complacent.

makes you happy, how can that be so horrible? Now, you all know that I’m not talking about alcohol, drugs, or sex. But I am talking about being involved in football, baseball, hockey, skateboarding, bungee, etc. And by involved, I’m talking about being in the game. Is complacency and rotting away the norm? Is this the standard? Well then I guess I’ll choose to be an adolescent at heart, just as Tom does.

Tom claims to be a nineteen year old with 68 year-old joints. Well Tom, keep on keeping on. Don’t get complacent or convinced that an adult must whittle away their hours in front of a television set, on the couch, drinking beer or soft drinks to prove their level of maturity. Live your life to the fullest. Those aren’t the real memories… save those things for when you’re old.

I still ride a skateboard at 46, SCUBA, sailboard, play Frisbee, and work outside…. all in the Texas heat, and all for leisure. I’m up for a good game of tackle football. I might hit a home run on the baseball field. Yes, is said baseball, not softball. I refuse to be propped in a corner and fed with a slingshot with nothing short of a heart attack, stroke, or aneurism. And even then, they’d have to kill me to keep me “out to pasture“, and I don’t want to be pasteurized.

Too many people have too much time on their hands and can’t find usefulness in their senior years. It’s a shame, it’s always been a shame. Feel your hearts beat for a change. I know that feeling all too well!


Hefner’s Squirrel Monkey


Kodiak Squirrel



The Dreaded Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing

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