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Two men were walking their dogs together. The first guy with a Chocolate lab and the second a Chihuahua
The first guy says, “Hey, you want to get something to eat?”
The second guy replies, “Yeah, but they all have signs that say ‘No Dogs Allowed’.”
The first guy with the lab puts sunglasses on and hands the other guy a pair. “Follow my lead,” he says.
As he walks into the restaurant a waiter stops him and says, “Sir, no dogs allowed.”
The man replies, “It’s O.K., this is my seeing eye dog.” The waiter apologizes and leads the man to a table as the second man enters.
The same waiter stops him but the guy says, “This is my seeing eye dog. I’m with the other guy.”
The waiter replies, “Sir, you can’t fool me, you have a Chihuahua.”
The man freaks out and says, “A Chihuahua? They gave me a Chihuahua?!”
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I woke up on Sunday of this week and had a song in my head that I heard in a dream that I was having. Now, I know it sounds weird, but it’s also the way that I learned how to play guitar, though that’s hard rock. I grabbed a pen and paper and wrote it down. I’d love for someone to finish it and put it to music. Any Takers? I want to hear it again! It was to the tune of Steve Earle’s “Copperhead Road” but faster with less of a foreboding feel…. Here it is:
Baby We’re Goin’ Out
Turn up the radio it’s
My favorite song
Let down your hair baby
Yeah, Let it hang long
You know why?
Baby we’re goin out!
Well I’ll put on my boots
And my old Blue Jeans
Headin’ to the Honky Tonk
With my little queen
Get your dancin shoes on
And that little red dress
I called the sitter
Don’t you worry ’bout the rest
You know why?
Baby We’re goin out!
I’d love to hear it to music or hear others input on this…. so, No copyright, No claim…
Let’s call it open source songwriting!